Bell-Ans
Bell-ans — proving for over a century that some of humanity's greatest innovations have been inspired by regrettable lunch decisions. Just drop six tablets into hot water and watch science, optimism, and yesterday's chili negotiate a peace treaty.
Their advertising slogan was "Sure Relief," which is wonderfully confident for a product sold in an era when medicine also recommended fresh air and a firm handshake. Bell-ans: because sometimes the shortest distance between discomfort and happiness is six tablets and a glass of hot water.